This is an alternate universe ok. I'm allowed to go completely crazy with my imagination :D
NAME: Dolores Ambrosius
AGE: Four (although this is the equivalent to a sixteen year old human mentally)
GENDER: Female
AGE: Four (although this is the equivalent to a sixteen year old human mentally)
GENDER: Female
SPECIES: Colossal Squid
EYE COLOR: Gold
LENGTH: 14 metres (46 feet)
WEIGHT: 495 kilograms (1090 pounds)
PERSONALITY: Extremely mischievous. Very cute and sweet the way all small children are. Loves to pretend to be all prim and proper and then catches people unaware with some prank or practical joke.
WEARS: Very long pink raffia dress, a rose woollen cardigan and matching parasol.
FAVORITE COLORS: Pink.
NATIONALITY AND ACCENT: French accent. English everything else (mannerisms, style, clothing, tastes, etc.)
HISTORY: Born in the South Pacific off the coast of Argentina. Captured and sent to London Zoo as a baby. Currently living in the River Seine).
FAMILY: Parents killed by humans when captured. No known siblings.
POWERS: Has the ability to speak all human languages as well as her native squid.
FAVORITE WEAPONS: Her very own beak and tentacles. And a laser beam which she hides in her parasol.
OTHER SKILLS: Plays the pianoforte. Is extremely accomplished at knitting. Well read (especially poetry). Wishes she could write her own. Drinks vast quantities of tea. Can dismember a person in ten seconds and then artistically rearrange their insides to form a reproduction of a Van Gogh or a Monet.
FRIENDS: Raphael Pendragon, Quinnera Elviana, Gepard Valk, Jericho Matteus, Skyril Oblivion, Rosella Embers, Nyx Dawn, Pyro Dawn Tyromant, Red Waterfall, March Pathway, Thalia Circe, Jodi Harte, Venice Rain, Niall Montblanc, Arcturus Fracture. Her very best friend though is Hestia Honeysuckle.
ENEMIES: Gandalf. I SHALL PASS WHEREVER I PLEASE OK.
HATES: Croissants. Dolphins. Mitt Romney.
LIKES: Pink things. Fish. Doctor Who. Scones are pretty tasty. So are albatrosses.
ADDRESS: The bottom of the Seine.
JOB: Four year olds don’t have jobs.
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Jet propulsion
NEVER SEEN WITHOUT: Her pink parasol.
DESCRIPTION: So colossal squid have deep red skin, a mantle (their torso), eight arms and two longer tentacles which are covered in suckers lined with small teeth and all limbs are equipped with sharp hooks on the end. Some are three pointed. Some swivel. Some are made of digestive biscuit. Some sing opera whilst others can pick up radio and one can hack into any computer system in the world. However none of them know how to order Chinese takeaway which Dolores finds very disappointing. Very long and sharp beak. Large bulbous eyes (hers are gold). Bioluminescent.
IN SEVEN WORDS: The most ladylike squid I ever saw.
NOTES: Fear of heights. Fear of preschoolers. Lonely as has no other squid friends and can’t start school as she is afraid of her classmates. Therefore must find an education through non conventional means.
EYE COLOR: Gold
LENGTH: 14 metres (46 feet)
WEIGHT: 495 kilograms (1090 pounds)
PERSONALITY: Extremely mischievous. Very cute and sweet the way all small children are. Loves to pretend to be all prim and proper and then catches people unaware with some prank or practical joke.
WEARS: Very long pink raffia dress, a rose woollen cardigan and matching parasol.
FAVORITE COLORS: Pink.
NATIONALITY AND ACCENT: French accent. English everything else (mannerisms, style, clothing, tastes, etc.)
HISTORY: Born in the South Pacific off the coast of Argentina. Captured and sent to London Zoo as a baby. Currently living in the River Seine).
FAMILY: Parents killed by humans when captured. No known siblings.
POWERS: Has the ability to speak all human languages as well as her native squid.
FAVORITE WEAPONS: Her very own beak and tentacles. And a laser beam which she hides in her parasol.
OTHER SKILLS: Plays the pianoforte. Is extremely accomplished at knitting. Well read (especially poetry). Wishes she could write her own. Drinks vast quantities of tea. Can dismember a person in ten seconds and then artistically rearrange their insides to form a reproduction of a Van Gogh or a Monet.
FRIENDS: Raphael Pendragon, Quinnera Elviana, Gepard Valk, Jericho Matteus, Skyril Oblivion, Rosella Embers, Nyx Dawn, Pyro Dawn Tyromant, Red Waterfall, March Pathway, Thalia Circe, Jodi Harte, Venice Rain, Niall Montblanc, Arcturus Fracture. Her very best friend though is Hestia Honeysuckle.
ENEMIES: Gandalf. I SHALL PASS WHEREVER I PLEASE OK.
HATES: Croissants. Dolphins. Mitt Romney.
LIKES: Pink things. Fish. Doctor Who. Scones are pretty tasty. So are albatrosses.
ADDRESS: The bottom of the Seine.
JOB: Four year olds don’t have jobs.
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Jet propulsion
NEVER SEEN WITHOUT: Her pink parasol.
DESCRIPTION: So colossal squid have deep red skin, a mantle (their torso), eight arms and two longer tentacles which are covered in suckers lined with small teeth and all limbs are equipped with sharp hooks on the end. Some are three pointed. Some swivel. Some are made of digestive biscuit. Some sing opera whilst others can pick up radio and one can hack into any computer system in the world. However none of them know how to order Chinese takeaway which Dolores finds very disappointing. Very long and sharp beak. Large bulbous eyes (hers are gold). Bioluminescent.
IN SEVEN WORDS: The most ladylike squid I ever saw.
NOTES: Fear of heights. Fear of preschoolers. Lonely as has no other squid friends and can’t start school as she is afraid of her classmates. Therefore must find an education through non conventional means.
OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
ReplyDeleteDOLORES LET ME HUG YOU FOREVER
:D :D :D :D
Delete*hugs back*
ASDFGHJKLDLSFHGKFJGKBLVSEURHGLKSDJHFLKJSHDF OH MY GLOB I JUST- SHE;S SO CUUUTTTEEEEEE IT'S SO KJSAHKLDGHLAKJHKLJHDGKJHFGDLKJHFLKGJHDFKLJGHKJHLSKJGHLKSDJFHG
ReplyDelete*falls off the back of chair*
*squee's however*
AND SHE HATES MITT ROMNEY I JUST EXPLODED AT THAT POINT xD AND HER LAAAAAAAASER BEEEEEEEAM~!
THE LASER BEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Delete*giggles insanely*
Awwww *huggies*
ReplyDeleteSo glad you like her <3
I love you too :)
Can't wait to read yours!
WHEN I SAW SHE HATED MITT ROMNEY I JUMPED UP AND CHEERED. This is absolutely hilarious and zany AND OH GOD THE GANDALF REFERENCE *falls over giggling*
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliabt, hilarious and creative. AH LOVE EET.
Also, is the name Dolores and the many pink objects a vague reference to Delores Umbridge?
ONLY ONE THING IS MISSING FROM THIS.
SHE AIN'T FRIENDS WITH MEEEEEEEEE
AKA THAT SP OC I BARELY WRITE ABOOOOOUUUTTTTT XD
TO CONCLUDE THIS INSANE COMMENT
This is awesome, keep it up, because, it's awesome, and funny, and TOO MANY COMMAS IN THIS SENTENCE SHSLWDBSLFJWJDQLCJ
Yes it is a vague reference to Umbridge xD I was trying to think of a name and I'd already decided she liked pink things and I wanted a lady like name and so Dolores just came to hand.
DeleteI WILL EDIT IT SO SHE IS FRIENDS WITH YOU I'M SOORRRYYYYYYY.